The Paramour

Prepotente shows Carl and Donut an Enriched Pet Biscuit called The Paramour, a fixed-result biscuit that would make his pre-dungeon goat girlfriend Ragazzaccia sapient, upright, level 1 and permanently in love with him. Donut refuses to let him use it, on the grounds that it is a crime against nature and would strand a level-1 crawler on this floor, then appoints herself his standing adviser with a first rule against magically manufactured love.

First appearances (3)

• Ragazzaccia (Creature) — Goat · Prepotente's pre-dungeon girlfriend
• Enriched Pet Biscuit (Item) — Refined pet biscuit · known result, no chance
• Rules to Live By (Lore) — Princess Donut's advice compact with Prepotente

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