Notification · debuts Book 5, Chapter 36 — “The Loot Haul”

Achievement: It itches when I pee!

infected an opponent with a venereal disease

Notable for what it pays: not a box at all, but a single wrapped condom in bronze-coloured packaging, unenchanted, with a sketch of an older woman who might be Bea Arthur on one side and a sheep on the other. The System congratulates him as Derek Jeter and hopes he bought them dinner first.

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