Notification · debuts Book 5, Chapter 36 — “The Loot Haul”

Achievement: This little piggy made a boom boom!

bomb deployed by foot

The System takes an uncomfortably long run at this one: the supple curved sole, the perfectly-perfect 30.004861 centimetre right foot, the naughty little shove of a device named after it, the push out the door, the detonation. You killed them all for your daddy, it says, and then groans for about five seconds straight.

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