Loot Box · debuts Book 7, Chapter 57 — “Loot of the Defiler”
Platinum “Have You Goddamned Figured Out How To Use This In Conjunction With the Fucking Voodoo Book Yet?” Box
the System losing its patience · platinum
The longest box name in the catalogue, and functionally a piece of hate mail. The System has been waiting for Carl to combine two items it already gave him, and names an entire Platinum box after the fact that he has not — signing off with the observation that it can only help him so much. Awarded alongside the Legendary Lucky Bitch Box and the Celestial box in the Club Vanquisher haul.
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