Mees Koning 2
A half-orc mage whose posthumous letter opens Donut's Banquet Fit for a Princess. He writes that he was never good-looking, never had a girlfriend, and froze up and stuttered whenever he tried to talk to anyone, and that the dungeon seemed to know it — at race selection his only options were the ones that made him uglier, and staying human meant keeping the scars an Acid Spitter had left him with before the second floor collapsed. A backfiring Whoopsie Daisy spell then injured two crawlers and saddled him with two player-killer skulls, which finished off what social life he had. His one bright memory is a minute at the Faction Wars southern border, where he was working a stinger unit: Princess Donut stopped, said she liked his fangs, asked about the skulls, waited out his stutter, and pointed to Imani C as someone else who carries scars. He was inside the ball when she cast Atrocity and credits her with saving him and many others. He drew anime as a kid, and his bequest is a drawing that carries the Big-Ass Magnet spell.
Book 8 appearances
- Chapter 62 — His letter opens Donut's Banquet Fit for a Princess: a half-orc Boring Ol' Mage who died at level 63, scarred by an Acid Spitter and shunned for the two player-killer skulls a backfired Whoopsie Daisy spell earned him. He thanks Donut for a minute's kindness at the Faction Wars southern border, credits her Atrocity with saving him inside the ball, and leaves her a drawing that carries the Big-Ass Magnet spell.
Related entries
- Princess Donut (Character)
- Carl (Character)
- Imani C (Character)
- Big-Ass Magnet (Spell / Skill)
- Faction Wars (Floor 9) (Lore)
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