Satan Is a Hedgehog

Carl's team rolls to the starting line with the resurrected corpse of Olga at the wheel, driving on voice command because a summon skirts the crew rules, and Hedy and Jamal left behind in the garage. Carl reviews the new track: enclosed tubes all empty into Satan, an invulnerable kaiju-sized hedgehog country boss who owns the park and is not meant to be fought, while the ground level offers the toddler splash pad, the wave pool, a giant loop-de-loop and the River of Sloth. Princess Donut's contempt for hedgehogs traces back to a Tacoma pet festival where a rescue baby hedgehog named Jezebel took Cutest in Show off a kitten Donut. The track's gingers are branded "season pass holders" and camp at the River of Sloth's halfway point, and the mirrored quest to kill Maurice follows the team across.

First appearances (3)

• Jezebel (Creature) — Baby hedgehog · Cutest in Show, Tacoma
• Season Pass Holders (Creature) — The gingers of Satan's Water Park
• The River of Sloth (Place) — Ground-level path · Satan's Water Park

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