Dwight

A level 87 Enchanter and one half of Team Sparkles, the second team the Royal Court meets on the tenth floor. The System explains that a sparkling unicorn is an ordinary unicorn carrying enough surplus magic to glitter, that the horn is valuable to certain buyers, and then abandons the species description entirely to catalogue Dwight himself as a petty, spiteful boor. He speaks in a heavy Boston growl at odds with his appearance, opens by calling Princess Donut fat, and refuses to go around her. Only his head shows: it rides out of the top of the Avernus Creeper his team drives.

Book 8 appearances

• Chapter 5 — Team Sparkles overtakes the Royal Court in the cave tunnel; Dwight orders Donut off the road, insults her, and when the food truck's horn spooks his mount he is carried straight over Carl's new trailer and away into the dark.
• Chapter 18 — Dwight trades escalating insults with Masterplan across the grid, and at the green light Team Sparkles' vine vehicle unfolds a one-shot cannon that destroys Girth the Trouble's Bel Air; Dwight crows over the wreck and the bush then accelerates away far faster than it had before.
• Chapter 20 — Dwight stays inside his vine vehicle at the back of the line while the other teams gather over the boss.

Related entries

• Lucienne (Creature)
• Avernus Creeper (Creature)
• Princess Donut (Character)
• Heat One Results (Notification)

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