Lazarus-A-Bang-Bang
Donut's most ridiculous and most powerful card yet: a unique totem she forged with a Combo card by fusing Uzi Jesus (HeyZoos) and Asojano, then froze its buffs with a Glow-Up. A boil-covered, ripped old man in a sandaled robe, a thorn crown blindfolding his eyes and a sickly green nimbus around his head, he creeps in feigning frailty before shouldering a cartoon bazooka that fires a different catastrophe each shot: a corkscrewing cloud of metal beetles, an RPG blast, even a swarm of killing feathers. Level 140 with the longest summon in the deck (200 seconds) but only 80 Constitution and two utility slots, he's a ranged healer and affliction-dealer who seems to carry the memories of both Jesus and Asojano. He calls everyone a 'pansy,' threatens to tell 'his father,' feuds with Shi Maria over whose entrance is better, and gets along with Geraldo and Jola.
Book 6 appearances
- Chapter 39 — Debuts against the Reef Explorer’s swordfish squad, wiping the buffed totems with a bazooka blast of flesh-eating beetles.
Related entries
- HeyZoos (Uzi Jesus) (Creature)
- Asojano, Lord of Smallpox (Creature)
- Princess Donut (Character)
- Deck-to-Deck Combat (The Card System) (Notification)
- The Bedlam Bride (Shi Maria) (Creature)
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