HeyZoos (Uzi Jesus)
A unique (orange) T'Ghee totem card Florin gifts the party at the Desperado Club because his own charisma can't control it: an anime Jesus in a white robe and red sash, halo over flowing hair, screaming 'I am the way, motherfucker' while firing an uzi. Origin Ecuador, Level 140, Constitution 200; an undead, ranged, healer mob whose attacks include Blood into Lead, Resurrect Totem and Bullet Hell. Florin flagged him while he was falling-down drunk (having turned a river to wine and raised a cemetery for fun) by handing him a supreme healing potion as 'a gift from his father.' Of the many HeyZoos cards circulating, Florin's is the only armed one, though some bloke in California reportedly has a stronger 'hippie' version. He becomes the party's fourth of six totems, joining the monk seal, the splitter and Asojano.
Book 6 appearances
- Chapter 22 — Florin slides the unique card across the Desperado table (too headstrong for his charisma) and it auto-fills the party’s fourth totem slot.
- Chapter 29 — As a totem he obeys Donut only about half the time and lies about it: powerful but maddeningly unreliable.
- Chapter 58 — A Glow-Up turns him into Uzi Jesus – Gold Edition, his twin-gold-Uzi “Bullet Hell” raining stings onto Quan.
Related entries
- Florin (Character)
- The T'Ghee Squad System (Notification)
- Monk Seal Picket Sentry (Creature)
- Asojano, Lord of Smallpox (Creature)
- Princess Donut (Character)
- Deck-to-Deck Combat (The Card System) (Notification)
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