Lover Illiana

The hologram who runs the singing booth in Donut's training room. Porky knows the name the moment he hears it: in life she was a celebrated singer and sought-after voice teacher whose death was a tragedy and whose reputation outlasted her. As an instructor she is genuinely helpful and entirely technical, concerned only with breath control and pitch accuracy, with no grasp at all of show business. That gap is exactly why Donut, who considers herself an expert singer already, went hunting for a performance guild instead, on the grounds that what she still lacks is the ability to work a room.

Book 8 appearances

• Chapter 59 — Donut names her coach to Porky and calls her a helpful hologram fixated on breathing and pitch, which is why Donut feels her career has stalled.
• Chapter 59 — Porky recognises the name and supplies the history: a celebrated singer and voice teacher who died badly and is remembered anyway.

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• Princess Donut (Character)
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• The Stage Performance Guild (Lore)

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