The Mock Battle Arena

In the saferoom practice arena, Donut fumbles the deck-combat rules (blinded by her own magazine-sized cards) while Mongo and the captured kung-fu seal Geraldo dispatch a parade of cartoon “monsters,” from a Teletubby to the weeping, harmless Squonk.

First appearances (3)

• The Squonk (Creature) — Level 35 · the saddest mob in the dungeon
• The Mock Battle Arena (Place) — Saferoom deck-combat simulator
• The Nebulars (Character) — Hat-wearing cult · Sister Ines’s sponsor & patron

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