Doctor Bones

The Penis Parade's announcer and DJ: a Level-90 Skin Skellie Bard. On stage he booms and chastises the patrons; off it his real voice is that of a soft-spoken college professor. As a skin skellie he can grow flesh and organs (it eventually sloughs off and leaves him more vulnerable to disease and certain damage), which he did to dance as a backup or please his patron. Like many bards he serves a patron rather than a deity, once the murdered Desperado-Club manager Astrid, now Carl. His repertoire runs to crowd-control spells and a chilling military charm, Conscript, which he trains relentlessly to make bite on stronger minds. He becomes the linchpin of Carl's secret 'team-building exercise' with the locked-in mercenaries.

Book 6 appearances

• Chapter 52 — Carl finds him sparring in the Mercenary Arcade, learns he was Astrid’s patron-bard (now Carl’s), and recruits him into the secret team-building plan.
• Chapter 61 — His superior Super Spreader infected the whole barracks into Sluggalos; Imani “borrows” him from the guild to manage the slug army.

Related entries

• Conscript (Spell / Skill)
• The Penis Parade (Place)
• The Mercenary Arcade (Place)
• Astrid (Character)
• Meat Shields (the Mercenary Market) (Lore)
• Carl (Character)

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