The Penis Parade

The Desperado Club’s all-male revue: a dingy, baby-oil-and-cheap-cologne strip club whose performers (the elderly Dong Quixote, the troll Author Steve Rowland, the quarter-naga Anaconda) dance for screeching, coin-throwing NPC women while a crowned skeleton DJs from the shadows. Entering earns the achievement ‘We Want Meat! We Want Meat!’ and ten gold in tips. Its real function is concealment: a hidden portal in the last back-room cubicle is the only entrance to the Guild of Suffering, opened by the Ifrit dancer Damascus Steel. Per the System, performer quality is supposed to scale with floor depth.

Book 6 appearances

• Chapter 23 — Carl enters to find his Guild contact, meeting Damascus Steel and slipping through the hidden cubicle portal.
• Chapter 64 — Its dancers, now Carl’s mercs, wrangle the Sluggalo swarm; Splash Zone, Gluteus Maxx and Author Steve Rowland fight alongside the gang.
• Chapter 64 — Dong Quixote lugs his oversized lance into Havana and gleefully takes up Carl’s sapient nickel-sock weapon.

Related entries

• The Desperado Club (Place)
• The Guild of Suffering (Lore)
• Damascus Steel (Character)
• Doctor Bones (Character)
• The Mercenary Arcade (Place)
• Carl (Character)

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