Secretions

A thick white liquid the bat vendors sell in buckets. The label reads secretions; Carl's crew calls it splooge and Louis Santiago 2 insists it is not actually splooge. Prepotente measures the effect at roughly half an hour of protection per half a potion bottle and rates it a superior and versatile defense against most environments, finding it strange that it has to be drunk by hand rather than applied. Louis blames the taste for that. It smells foul enough that Princess Donut refuses to sit anywhere near an open bucket until it is put away in an inventory.

Book 8 appearances

• Chapter 45 — Louis Santiago 2 tells the group over chat to get into town before the bat vendors run out of acid rain protection.
• Chapter 46 — The Minister of Blood-Letting's skeletal crew hauls a bucket of white sloshing liquid past Carl's group; Elle McGibbons hopes they are not about to buy any and Imani C says it is something worse than it looks.
• Chapter 47 — Louis Santiago 2 brings Carl the bucket he purchased and names the label; Prepotente will not stop talking up the newly discovered potion's dosage and coverage, and Princess Donut keeps her distance.

Related entries

• Prepotente (Character)
• Louis Santiago 2 (Character)
• Princess Donut (Character)
• Carl (Character)

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