Items & Gear

Equipment, consumables, currency and cursed trinkets.

Book 1 — Dungeon Crawler Carl (72)

• Bad Llama Loot — Skin · steaks · "meth"
• Bandages — Stops Bleed
• Bates Tactical Boots — The Maestro's troll gift · never worn
• Borough Field Guide — Borough Boss drop · map intel
• Carl's Boxer Shorts — Starting loadout · running gag
• Carl's Jug O'Boom — Incendiary firebomb · named after Carl
• Chain-Wrapped Knuckles — Improvised hand protection
• Cheat Code Potion — Skill boost · short shelf life
• Cigarettes (Marlboro Reds) & Zippo — Carl's personal stash
• Common Fingerless Gloves — Basic gloves · no armor
• Crawler Biscuit — Crawler ration
• Desperado Pass — Faction tattoo · Desperado Club
• Dexterity Candy (vending) — Safe-room vending treat
• Dimensional Inventory — This season’s storage system
• Dungeon Gold Rush (Scratch-Off) — Donut's lottery ticket · 6 spots
• Enchanted Crown of the Sepsis Whore — Donut's tiara · Fleeting · Unique
• Enchanted Fae Scale Quadruped Crupper of the Fleet — Donut's first armor · +2 Dex
• Enchanted Fur Brush of the Ecclesiastic — Donut's grooming buff · +2 Con
• Enchanted Nightgaunt Cloak of Stoutness — Cloak · +4 Con · resistances
• Enchanted Pedicure Kit of the Sylph — Foot-care buffs · the fetish prize
• Enchanted Shuriken of Bloodlust (×100) — Throwing stars · compounding damage
• Enchanted Toe Ring of the Splatter Skunk — +3 Str · +3 Powerful Strike
• Enchanted Trollskin Shirt of Pummeling — Top-tier tank under-armor
• Enhanced Pet Biscuit — Pet transformer · 100+ outcomes
• Experience Cookie — Safe-room treat · +10 XP/day
• Fireball or Custard? (Scratch-Off) — Carl's lottery ticket · 50/50
• Goblin Club (pineapple stick) — Crude mob weapon
• Goblin Copper Chopper — Steam-powered vehicle · with sidecar
• Goblin Dynamite — Volatile explosive
• Goblin Pass — Forced forearm tattoo · faction pass
• Goblin Smoke Bomb — Deflagration · concealment
• Hobgoblin Detonator — Magical trigger · ~10km range
• Hobgoblin Pus — C4-like explosive · high value
• Leather Jacket — Carl's only real protection
• Legendary Skill Potion — Upgrades one skill to Lv15
• Lighter — Ignition · Carl now has two
• Magical Pet Carrier — The dungeon's pokéball · stores bonded pets
• Master Pen Key — Opens one cage · breaks for non-kobolds
• Neighborhood Map — Boss drop · reveals the minimap
• Odette's Body-Part Belt — Legendary belt · graft monster parts
• Pet Biscuit — Pet food · feeds for a day
• Pink Crocs (Bea's) — Borrowed footwear · soon lost
• Poison Antidote — Cures poison
• Poker — Literal fireplace poker
• Potion of Healing — Core consumable
• Potion of Iron Skin — Armor buff consumable
• Potion of Mana — Restores mana
• Rev-Up Immunity Smoothie — Blended cure · one part moonshine, one part fairy
• Rev-Up Toilet-Grade Moonshine — 180-proof accelerant · clurichaun booze
• Sapper's Table (Demolitions Workshop) — Crafting bench · safe-room purchase
• Satchel of Gunpowder — Bulk explosive material
• Scatterer Carapace — Crafting material
• Scatterer Hemolymph — Alchemy material
• Scroll of Confusing Fog — Crowd-control scroll
• Scroll of Heal — Castable healing · no cooldown
• Scroll of Heal Critter — One-use pet heal
• Silver Ring (+1 Con) — Minor stat ring
• Slingshot — Crude ranged weapon
• Spiked Kneepads of the Shade Gnoll Riot Forces — Carl's first leg gear
• Standard Healing Potion — Consumable · Mordecai's gift
• Talisman of the Slate Butterfly — Donut's collar charm
• The “Babies” (Bomb Types) — MOAB ammo · four kinds
• The Goo-Inator 3000 — Shaping tool · workbench only
• The MOAB / “Bomb Chicken” — Dynamite launcher · trailer-mounted
• The Speedbump (Redoubt) — Modular fortress · anti-boss
• Toad Cudgel — Crude club
• Tome of Magic Missile — Permanently teaches a spell
• Torch — Light source · everywhere
• Trap Modules (Spike / Alarm) — Ready-to-go traps · sapper loot
• War Gauntlet of the Exalted Grull — Carl's signature weapon
• Weapon Oil: Weeping Wound — Bleed coating
• Yog's Special Chain — Scroll · conjures a light chain (≤1000ft)

Book 2 — Carl's Doomsday Scenario (15)

• Blitz Stick — Magically-addictive intelligence drug
• Carl's Doomsday Scenario — Unstable custom explosive · the book’s namesake
• Earth Hobby Potion — Random Earth-hobby skill · domestic-class reward
• Electric Chompers — Mongo's golden lightning fangs
• Enchanted Anklet of the Fallen Oak — Donut's anklet · +Con, Double Tap
• Gate Pass & Mysterious Letter — Quest clues from a dead orc
• Hob-Lobber (Bomb) — Baseball-sized hobgoblin bomb
• Miss Quill's Enchanted Case (Kimaris) — Blast-proof glass case · odd collectible
• Mold Lion Heart — Crafting trophy · ripped out by hand
• Necroscript (Mysterious Letter) — Undead magic-user script · quest clue
• Pharmaceutical Starter Kit — Alchemy chest · Mordecai’s war-chest of supplies
• Sheol Glass Reaper Case — Near-indestructible container · risky to open
• The Soul Gem — Miss Quill's doomsday bomb · 45 km² blast
• The Stuffed Kimaris Figure — Carl’s only Unique item · an armored rider on a black horse
• The Xistera — Carl's jai-alai scoop · hurls bombs fast

Book 3 — The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (27)

• Battery Fabricator — Dwarven machine · mana in, batteries out
• Car Fortifications (Gangway Chock) — Carl’s anti-boarding barricades
• Crossbow of the Scavenger Mother of Mothers — Unique · Hekla’s repeating crossbow · female-only
• Dirty Little Phased Bolt — The invisible assassin’s ammunition
• Enchanted Mongoliensis Saddle — Donut's fan-box prize · cat-adjusted
• Engineer's Keys — Color-coded keys to the engine cars
• Fragmenting Potion Balls — Throwable potion ammo
• Interdiction Rapid-Response Cart — Hobgoblin repair cart · a mobile clean-up portal
• Invisibility Potion — “Guess what this does”
• Jaxbrin Stuffed Figures — Bautista’s “babies” · tag-pull monster summons
• Jelly Bombs (Rail Mines) — Carl’s naval-mine derailers
• Mordecai's Special Brew — 30 seconds of de facto immortality
• Morphing Shield Bracer — Katia's Shatter-enchanted buckler
• Necklace of the Haute Bourgeoisie — Settlement-ownership chain · from the Tyrant’s Box
• Night Wyrm's Ring of Divine Suffering — Legendary · +5% all stats · the murderer’s ring
• Rev-Up Vitamin Shots — The drug running the whole floor
• Seize the Day Toothpaste — Platinum-box boss-killer buff · 5 uses
• Sheol Bricks — Fuel that burns for a week · best not ask
• Stat Buff Potions (Superb / Cosmic) — Permanent stats in a bottle · strict limits
• The “Princess Donut” Goggles — Unique · D’Nadia’s benefactor gift · turns Magic Missile into a laser
• The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook — Unique · the book the book is named after
• The Makeup Table — Katia's sculpting station · upgraded to L3
• The Ugly-Ass Backpack — Katia's variable-mass tank exploit
• Tiara of Mana Genita — Replacement crown · +3 INT, mob radar
• Train Conductor’s Souvenir Hat — The dumb floor-start souvenir that is secretly the way out
• Valtay Neural Enhancer — Sponsor pill · see through portals
• Wrestling Belt of the Great Gorgo — Katia’s Slam Master prize · +Avalanche

Book 4 — The Gate of the Feral Gods (22)

• Celestial Grenade — Summons a god for sixty seconds
• Dolores Doesn't Splat — The falling potion you have to hate
• Drakea's Enchanted Kerchief of Disorder — Remote-detonator bandana
• Enchanted Anarchist's Battle Rattle — Carl’s new patch jacket · his signature gear
• Enchanted Gnome FarSeerer — Skarn’s rooftop telescope
• Enchanted Roll of Never-ending Duct Tape — Silver fan box · self-regenerating tape
• Enchanted Toe Ring of the Leprous Bandit — Platinum Spicy Box · two benefits in one
• Enchanted Xistera Head-Tosser — OIPAN’s emergency gift · throws Samantha’s head
• Extinction Sigil Tattoo — Platinum Asshole’s Box · a curse on his face
• Gnomish Knock-Knock — Fuel-air thermobaric bomb
• Live Ammo Ball — Gnome ranged weapon · a creature in a clamshell
• Mairmei Mushroom — Alchemy material · mind-control fungus
• Pawna's Tears — Legendary Deity’s Box · +5 to any skill
• Potion of Bloodlust — Berserk potion · Mordecai says don’t
• Rapid Detox — Mordecai's sobriety potion
• Rockard's Ring of Sniping — Quan’s glory-stealing ring
• Scroll of Water Breathing — Floor 5’s common scroll
• Surefire — Crafting item · adds "Guided" status
• The Gate of the Feral Gods — Celestial-tier artifact · the floor’s prize
• The Royal Chariot — Tracked all-terrain dune buggy · Contraption
• The Vahana (Gnomish Legate Balloon) — The gnome ambassador’s balloon · Contraption
• The Winding Box — Gate piece 3 of 3 · banishes a place to the Nothing

Book 5 — The Butcher's Masquerade (14)

• “I Take It All Back” Potion — Undoes Scolopendra’s Transmutation · a gift for Donut
• “Just Wait Until Your Daddy Gets Home” (Wheeled Bomb) — High-yield thermobaric · Carl’s biggest build
• Advanced Bomber’s Studio — Carl’s bomb-simulator personal-space room
• Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea — A hunter’s joke-poison arrow
• Enchanted Collar Charm of the Effete Bourgeoisie — Donut’s chain of leadership
• Enchanted Obsidian Bracelet of the Raggle Rouser — Donut’s fire bangle · looted from the Dream
• Enchanted Venomous Elven Rock Chucker — The Dream’s poison-bamboo trebuchet
• Golden Throat (Enchantment) — The dungeon’s autotune
• Hunting Trophy (Severed Hand) — A killed hunter’s hand · currency for the Masquerade
• Major Charlie (“Brain Juice”) — Mordecai’s intelligence potion
• Memorial Crystal — A fallen god’s soul · Imogen’s prized pendant
• Nitro Sludge — Mordecai’s explosive amplifier
• Potion of Charm Animal — The Apothecary’s gift · brewed with Mongo’s blood
• The “Give to Donut” Gifts — Mystery sponsor items · hammer & stick marked “7”

Book 6 — The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (20)

• Book Burner Upgrade Patch — Burning-book patch · +15% INT · anti-magic
• Build Trench Scroll — craft-magic digging scroll · exploit
• Carl’s Harley-Davidson — His dead father’s motorcycle · looted from the Trailer
• Enchanted Pauper’s Ring of the Steadfast Emberus — Carl’s strength ring, re-forged on a 990,000-gold church debt
• Enchanted Tiara of the Inebriated Dragonfly — Donut’s hover tiara · the citrine she didn’t want
• Eye in the Sky (Scroll) — Rare divination scroll · whole-area crawler finder
• Liquid Therapy — Mordecai’s daily anti-madness brew
• Nipple Ring of the Superior Fire Demon's Hand Maiden — Donut’s ring · fire immunity & Bitch, What?
• Orchid of Eileithyia’s Grace — katia’s coma-inducing exit flower
• Personal Energy Shields — Perso-Shield & Bull Rush · hunter tech
• Phase Through Wall Potion — Nine-second intangibility · cut-in-half risk
• Princess Lunette (Incomplete Flesh Golem) — The naiad body Samantha wants
• Spunky Jefferson (the Enchanted Nickel Sock) — Sapient incremental-damage weapon · looted from Quan
• The Bard's Golden Throat — Enchanted headset microphone · Donut’s fan-box prize
• The Dart of Ophiotaurus — Summoning artifact · forces a vessel to birth a god
• The Doggie Door (Tier-3 Personal Space Upgrade) — Fast-travel waypoint module · Lucia Mar’s gift
• The Eye of the Bedlam Bride — The book’s namesake · a tattoo that is a passenger
• The Filthy Little Crawler’s Book of Voodoo — A convention message board in a book · undroppable
• The Lock Box of the Night Wyrm — Katia’s celestial prize · the Sepsis-Crown escape
• The Scavenger's Daughter (Celestial Patch) — Divine back patch · Soul Reaper

Book 7 — This Inevitable Ruin (31)

• Adept's Fountain Pen — most basic calligrapher’s tool
• Airship Portal — guild hangar elevator
• Boonie Hat of Targeting — floppy sniper hat
• Carl's Book of Boom — second volume of the Book of Voodoo
• Cat-Sized Ghillie Suit — sniper camo for a princess
• Cloak of the Benevolent Champion — Quan’s celestial champion cloak
• Containment Breach Trap Mark IV — sheol-fire trap with a dead man's switch
• Dazzlers — trap module · light-and-sound shell
• Dragon-Chain Tattoo — Li Na’s sacrificed skill, inked on Carl
• Enchanted Hairbrush of the Beefmaster — carl’s screaming celestial hairbrush
• Enchanted Spiked Knee Pads of the Goddess Kina — katia’s divine knee pads
• Enchanted Toe Ring of the Well-Balanced — left-pinky-toe lifesaver
• Enchanted Tooth Cap of Hi-Yo Silver — rend's summon tooth cap
• Hell-Kissed Celestial Skill Potion of the Prince of Woe — demon-blessed skill in a bottle
• Hell-Kissed Potion of Conscription — level-18 god-binding conscription
• Inflict Black Nimbus — potion that strips a god’s grace
• Jefferson the Nickel Sock — looted sapient weapon
• Necklace of Indelible Woe — spell-stealing companion to the Suffering ring
• No Disassembles — EMP-style pulse bomb
• Party Planner (“Casket in the Sky”) — Louis’s stealth light bomber
• Stayfast Ink — permanent calligrapher’s ink
• The Containment Interface — Illegal neural enhancement · the controller for the fuse
• The Dog Tattoo — power tattoo · grants a deity spell
• The Engine of Tomorrow — li jun’s clockwork bullet-time eye
• The Grease Monkey — viceroy portable surgical automaton
• The Howdah — ornate covered carriage on Simoom
• The Scorpion's Bite — Donut's quadruped weapon mount
• The Waffle Maker — thermos-sized thermobaric bomb
• Tiara of a Thousand Lights — 99-jewel buff battery
• Weeper — Operatic Collective battle tank
• Zhang’s Cape of Odds — gambler’s celestial cape