Dolores Doesn't Splat

Mordecai’s last-resort fall-survival potion, devised long ago by a crocodilian alchemist plunging down a ten-minute pit (an event infamous enough to change potion-brewing rules). It only activates if you’re falling faster than 200 km/h: it speeds you UP, then lets your body vaporize the ground on impact, slamming down, bouncing fifteen feet, and slamming again, five times, modeled on the mating ritual of in-heat rock buffalos. Brutally unpleasant, but you land at 100% health. The trio drinks it to survive the Wasteland fall; Carl crashes clean through the tomb roof and stands on the quadrant barrier.

Book 4 appearances

• Chapter 12 — Mordecai brews three; the team drinks them mid-fall from the exploding Wasteland.
• Chapter 13 — Carl rates it worse than the Half Splat potions; Mordecai insists it’s genius.

Related entries

• Mordecai (Character)
• The Fall of the Wasteland (Event)
• Carl (Character)
• Katia Grim (Character)

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