Mario Kart and Four Unhinged Achievements

Rosetta and Tipid go into town for a mercenary while Carl and Donut return to the safe room to open boxes before Donut's blood bar drains. The crowd is running a Mario Kart tournament that Samantha keeps winning. Carl collects Weaseler, Slip-'n'-slide, Brotein and '76 Buccaneers, is paid in a battered Big Shot Chicken job application, and drinks a Platinum Hotlist Expansion potion that widens his hotlist to 25 slots and unlocks Contingency. Mordecai walks in with an armful of empty potion balls, the reaper surfaces, and Rend drops dead.

First appearances (14)

• Charleston Chew (Character) — Donut's brother · Sold to Australia
• Gluteus Maxx (Character) — Safe-room guest · Plays Luigi
• Splash Zone (Character) — Safe-room guest · Mario Kart casualty
• Cleaner Bot (Creature) — Safe-room fixture · Sorts the loot
• Broken Communication Device (Item) — Fan-box salvage · Unidentified
• Big Shot Chicken Job Application (Item) — Achievement reward · Entirely mundane
• Contingency (Spell / Skill) — Skill · Hotlist automation
• Fursona (Spell / Skill) — Skill · Granted by the corpse suit
• Fursuiter (Spell / Skill) — Temporary class · Corpse suit
• Achievement: ’76 Buccaneers! (Notification) — System achievement · Last place, still alive
• Achievement: Brotein! (Notification) — System achievement · Reward withheld
• Achievement: Last Place (Notification) — System achievement · Donut's grievance
• Achievement: Slip-’n’-slide. (Notification) — System achievement · No real reward
• Achievement: Weaseler! (Notification) — System achievement · Corpse-suit deviancy

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