Gluteus Maxx

A fuzzy member of the safe-room crowd who takes the console for a race with two sluggalos. He plays Luigi, and Carl rates him as pretty good at it.

Book 8 appearances

• Chapter 25 — Joins a Mario Kart race with two sluggalos while Carl works through his achievements at the bar counter.
• Chapter 30 — Handed the food truck's wheel because the kangaroo suit keeps Carl off the pedals and he is the best of the strippers at Mario Kart. He drives in nothing but a Speedo and a borrowed hockey helmet, bouncing in the seat and slamming the horn, and admits mid-grid that he took two of the outworlder uppers Samantha found in the snake guy's garbage pile.
• Chapter 31 — Floors it off the line, demands music, and holds the shimmying truck straight down a thirty-degree ramp while Carl rigs the ghoul cages behind him.
• Chapter 32 — Foams at the mouth, slaps his own face and talks like a mantaur through the last two waves before slumping unconscious against the steering wheel within sight of the finish line; Jasha pulls him out of the wreckage afterwards, still out cold.
• Chapter 33 — Dong Quixote and Bucket Boy carry the groaning Gluteus Maxx back to the garage between them after the race.
• Chapter 55 — Gluteus is stabbed by the casino's croupier for no reason Splash Zone can identify, and goes along to the audience with Hamed anyway.
• Chapter 59 — Gluteus Maxx returns the same off-the-floor warning as Splash Zone after going to the Desperado Club to meet Hamed.

Related entries

• Sluggalos (Creature)
• Samantha (Psamathe) (Character)
• Carl (Character)

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