Dario

The third member of team One Fine Pig and the driver of its Tigr APV, a noticeably leaner Tigran wearing a heavy pile of gold chains. The System's description claims he is glaring at the crawlers from behind the wheel; Carl notices he is actually glaring at Nico. He and Nico are both married to Penelope, and when he asks for the pig to be brought back to the safety of the truck, Nico shouts him down and he retreats with his paws up.

Book 8 appearances

• Chapter 19 — Dario sits behind the wheel of the One Fine Pig APV while the others argue on the hill, glaring at Nico rather than at the crawlers as his description claims.
• Chapter 20 — Dario leans out of the APV to ask that Penelope be brought back to the truck if she is in danger; Nico roars that she stays with him and Dario gives up.

Related entries

• Nico (Character)
• Penelope (Creature)
• Pontiff (Character)

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