Robot Uzi Jesus

A tiny robot replica of Uzi Jesus that Eris keeps as a pet, riding her shoulder with a toy Uzi in one hand and a halo wired on that bends when she pats him. He is explicitly not the real one. He spits out a gremlin's meat skewer, asks to be allowed to shoot Florin for giving him up, appraises Imani, and throws the five-sided coin on Eris's behalf.

Book 8 appearances

• Chapter 35 — He climbs out of a food cart's storage bin onto Eris's shoulder, greets Carl, and is the one who flips the coin.
• Chapter 36 — He vanishes with Eris, and the skewer he was holding drops onto the cart and crumbles to dust.
• Chapter 97 — Uzi Jesus turns up on the ground beside Carl in the frozen moment, fires his toy gun at the puddle Scolopendra has become and reports that a lot of people's auras are inside it, then climbs Eris's snake tails to her shoulder.

Related entries

• Eris (Creature)
• HeyZoos (Uzi Jesus) (Creature)
• Carl (Character)
• Florin (Character)
• Five-Sided Coin (Item)

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