Waldrip Chris

A level 30 gremlin animal trainer, the biological half of the tenth-floor garage interview, offering to keep any living mount race-ready from the sniffles to an amputation. He pitches Charm Wombats and Cloud Cheetahs between punches, tries to stop his rival from telling the party that pet spells do not work on arena mounts, and is still bargaining when Donut declares for mechanical. He is detonated into red and green mist before he finishes the sentence.

Book 8 appearances

• Chapter 1 — Applies to manage the garage on the biological side, smashes a bug-filled gourd over the other applicant's head, and is vaporized the instant Donut chooses mechanical.
• Chapter 2 — His remains are still on the garage floor when the vehicle wheel drops into them, and Hedy uses his death as the shorthand for what last place means.

Related entries

• Hedy (Character)
• Princess Donut (Character)
• Garage Manager (Notification)
• The Vehicle Wheel (Notification)

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