Mitch Fiorelli
The level 120 croupier working the Wheel of Fortune in the remodelled Desperado Casino, described as the guy who will tea-bag you and, less comfortably, as an Enforcer for a redacted faction whose soldiers may not be further examined. He replaced Tito, has a full mouth of white teeth where Tito had a few crooked ones, and refuses to say what became of him. Mitch admits that Pontiff tipped him a thousand gold to stop the wheel on the requoted Nothing spot and jump in, and then sells the crawlers the same favour at two thousand each plus a twenty per cent tip, escalating to five, then ten thousand a head as they cheat and haggle. He is a mimic: his human upper half hangs slack like a discarded puppet while his midsection splits into a fanged mouth with a serpentine tongue, and he is the strongest of the fifty-odd mimics that spring the ambush. Cornered and legless, he offers a deal and names the war mages, the ogres and Cock-A-Doodle-Do as rivals for the dungeon's back door before lunging at Carl; Carl's Eye freezes him and Donut finishes him. The real Mitch was a Wall Rat, and this thing ate him.
Book 8 appearances
- Chapter 85 — Works the gilded Wheel of Fortune table, blocks Donut's Size Up, admits he sold Pontiff a jump into the Nothing spot for a thousand gold, and sells the crawlers the same at escalating prices before snapping his fingers and springing the ambush.
- Chapter 86 — Drops the disguise as an adolescent Shadow Mimic, is stripped of both legs by Donut's missiles, offers a deal, names the rivals for the dungeon's back door, then lunges at Carl and is frozen by the Eye and killed; Mongo lands crotch-first on the corpse.
Related entries
- Shadow Mimics (Creature)
- Wall Rats (Lore)
- Enforcer for the <Redacted> (Notification)
- The Desperado Casino (Place)
- The Nothing Spot Portal (Event)
- The Casino Mimic Ambush (Event)
- Cock-A-Doodle-Do (Lore)
- Princess Donut (Character)
- Carl (Character)
- Pontiff (Character)
- Hamed (the Night Wyrm) (Character)
- The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Item)
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